WolfAntian

madeupmonkeyshit:

how I approach women

same

madeupmonkeyshit:

how I approach women

same

(via fried-3ggs)

okbel:


Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

okbel:

Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

(via edwardspoonhands)

Me: [puts mouth around dick & stays there]

Boyfriend: why aren't you doing anything

Me: [muffled] it's a metaphor

pedro-martines:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

also permanent infertility…

pedro-martines:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

also permanent infertility…

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ignite-the-whiskey)

cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

image

(via edwardspoonhands)

chlotoro:

Augustus has dinner with Hannibal and they exchange metaphors

chlotoro:

Augustus has dinner with Hannibal and they exchange metaphors

I need masculinism because…

goats-are-not-sheeple:

A woman wearing men’s clothing is cute and acceptable

but,

A man wearing women’s clothing is creepy and cross-dressing.

Fuck the matriarchy. 

jonahisthewhale:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

This is what my heaven looks like

jonahisthewhale:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

This is what my heaven looks like

(via bbc-avengers-and-potter)

coolator:

SOMEONE REPLACED THE VELOCIRAPTORS FROM THE KITCHEN SCENE IN JURASSIC PARK WITH CATS AND IT’S THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

(via chlotoro)